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(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 00:43)
fucking morning for you, dumb animal...
I have very nice night... I'm drinking cognac, smocking hash and throwing coins into your litlle sweet ass, baby...
if you will dance so beatifull you should be my lovely bitch...))) Don't mix tenses, please ... :) You needn't say will whenever you're ready to say should ... :))) Present simple will do ... :)))

(moishe @ 28.09.2015 - время: 22:33)
(defloratsia @ 27.09.2015 - время: 08:07)
I fucked my mother... when I see how many posts on this place my head is crushing...)))
do you take dicks in your brains?
I can't read so gigantic shit of words... do you want my fast death?)))

hey, gays, this is my book for a night, take your vaselin and go to your (god, how is it in English?) aaaah, a house for angry sad small bastards...)))


bitches, hate you... where is my teachers? who will teach me speak of pussy in English? Bugger !!! I had no intention to drive you mad no matter if I was taken for a dickhead as long as I'd been enjoying my tits and butts specialisation ... :))) Insofar, your shit words number reasoned instant death would be a great loss ... :)))
Consequently, I still guess if you prefer nightmare books to fairy tale ones as much as I've got no idea what makes fags so anxious as to keep their cages safe from your fury ... :)))
Do you still feel detestation bounce in your mind or are you still eager enough to become a leveled english speaker ? :)))
ohhhh, fucking ass...
my English is very bad... I don't know some words and used the Google-translator...
will you beat me, teacher?
I want to say "гуру" but don't know how is it in English...(((
can I kiss your monkey's tail?
ahahahah, a monkey is teaching a defloration to speack...)))
I love you, please anymore...
if I will have errors tell me please... I will be good pupil...

(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:36)
(moishe @ 28.09.2015 - время: 22:33)
(defloratsia @ 27.09.2015 - время: 08:07)
I fucked my mother... when I see how many posts on this place my head is crushing...)))
do you take dicks in your brains?
I can't read so gigantic shit of words... do you want my fast death?)))

hey, gays, this is my book for a night, take your vaselin and go to your (god, how is it in English?) aaaah, a house for angry sad small bastards...)))


bitches, hate you... where is my teachers? who will teach me speak of pussy in English? Bugger !!! I had no intention to drive you mad no matter if I was taken for a dickhead as long as I'd been enjoying my tits and butts specialisation ... :))) Insofar, your shit words number reasoned instant death would be a great loss ... :)))
Consequently, I still guess if you prefer nightmare books to fairy tale ones as much as I've got no idea what makes fags so anxious as to keep their cages safe from your fury ... :)))
Do you still feel detestation bounce in your mind or are you still eager enough to become a leveled english speaker ? :))) ohhhh, fucking ass...
my English is very bad... I don't know some words and used the Google-translator...
will you beat me, teacher?
I want to say "гуру" but don't know how is it in English...(((
can I kiss your monkey's tail?
ahahahah, a monkey is teaching a defloration to speack...)))
I love you, please anymore...
if I will have errors tell me please... I will be good pupil...
As is. Guru.

(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:36)
(moishe @ 28.09.2015 - время: 22:33)
(defloratsia @ 27.09.2015 - время: 08:07)
I fucked my mother... when I see how many posts on this place my head is crushing...)))
do you take dicks in your brains?
I can't read so gigantic shit of words... do you want my fast death?)))

hey, gays, this is my book for a night, take your vaselin and go to your (god, how is it in English?) aaaah, a house for angry sad small bastards...)))


bitches, hate you... where is my teachers? who will teach me speak of pussy in English? Bugger !!! I had no intention to drive you mad no matter if I was taken for a dickhead as long as I'd been enjoying my tits and butts specialisation ... :))) Insofar, your shit words number reasoned instant death would be a great loss ... :)))
Consequently, I still guess if you prefer nightmare books to fairy tale ones as much as I've got no idea what makes fags so anxious as to keep their cages safe from your fury ... :)))
Do you still feel detestation bounce in your mind or are you still eager enough to become a leveled english speaker ? :))) ohhhh, fucking ass...
my English is very bad... I don't know some words and used the Google-translator...
will you beat me, teacher?
I want to say "гуру" but don't know how is it in English...(((
can I kiss your monkey's tail?
ahahahah, a monkey is teaching a defloration to speack...)))
I love you, please anymore...
if I will have errors tell me please... I will be good pupil... Defi, do not grant his English too high! It's more "Google" than yours, believe me)))

(moishe @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:53)
(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 00:43)
fucking morning for you, dumb animal...
I have very nice night... I'm drinking cognac, smocking hash and throwing coins into your litlle sweet ass, baby...
if you will dance so beatifull you should be my lovely bitch...))) Don't mix tenses, please ... :) You needn't say will whenever you're ready to say should ... :))) Present simple will do ... :))) thank you, dear...
should I say 'should' vice 'will'?
mushrooms use to grow in my head...
present simple... I never undestend this... I'm stupid shit...

(Мимo шёл @ 29.09.2015 - время: 02:44)
(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:36)
(moishe @ 28.09.2015 - время: 22:33)
Bugger !!! I had no intention to drive you mad no matter if I was taken for a dickhead as long as I'd been enjoying my tits and butts specialisation ... :))) Insofar, your shit words number reasoned instant death would be a great loss ... :)))
Consequently, I still guess if you prefer nightmare books to fairy tale ones as much as I've got no idea what makes fags so anxious as to keep their cages safe from your fury ... :)))
Do you still feel detestation bounce in your mind or are you still eager enough to become a leveled english speaker ? :))) ohhhh, fucking ass...
my English is very bad... I don't know some words and used the Google-translator...
will you beat me, teacher?
I want to say "гуру" but don't know how is it in English...(((
can I kiss your monkey's tail?
ahahahah, a monkey is teaching a defloration to speack...)))
I love you, please anymore...
if I will have errors tell me please... I will be good pupil... Defi, do not grant his English too high! It's more "Google" than yours, believe me))) I don't belive... he's speaking really, why not?
but I love every teachers, if you speack English wellcome to our party...

(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 00:49)
present simple... I never undestend this... I'm stupid shit...
What don't you understand?

Что именно тебе не понятно в present simple?

Аfter how many positions are usually closed topic?
Рolyglots here , found ...

(Юлий Северенко @ 29.09.2015 - время: 02:16)
Аfter how many positions are usually closed topic?
Рolyglots here , found ...
Write russe, bitte

(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:36)
ohhhh, fucking ass...
my English is very bad... I don't know some words and used the Google-translator...
will you beat me, teacher?
I want to say "гуру" but don't know how is it in English...(((
can I kiss your monkey's tail?
ahahahah, a monkey is teaching a defloration to speack...)))
I love you, please anymore...
if I will have errors tell me please... I will be good pupil... The principle idea you must undestand is that English tends to be verbal and passive voice language. So you needn't be ashamed of the lack of words but should pay more attention to the conjugation principles ... :))) They are rather simple as well as the tense you were so confused with ... :)))
Accordingly, if you make some present simple mistakes, I'll be glad to give you a simple future resolution ... :)))

(Lilith+ @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:38)
As is. Guru. Any subject to be seen ? :)))

(Мимo шёл @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:44)
Defi, do not grant his English too high! It's more "Google" than yours, believe me)))
Were you Googled enough to utter like words ? :)))

(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:49)
thank you, dear...
should I say 'should' vice 'will'?
mushrooms use to grow in my head...
present simple... I never undestend this... I'm stupid shit...
Should always has an obliging nuance while will describes a simple future intention ... :))) Does that make sense ? :)))

(moishe @ 29.09.2015 - время: 13:44)
(Мимo шёл @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:44)
Defi, do not grant his English too high! It's more "Google" than yours, believe me))) Were you Googled enough to utter like words ? :)))
Who ventured to Google Mimoshol to make him to utter these words?)

(Юлий Северенко @ 29.09.2015 - время: 03:16)
Аfter how many positions are usually closed topic?
Рolyglots here , found ...
How many posts are wanted to shut up the topic was the idea, wasn't it ? :)))

(vrille @ 29.09.2015 - время: 04:20)
Write russe, bitte
He does, can't you see ? :)))

(Ванильная Снежинка @ 29.09.2015 - время: 13:58)
Who ventured to Google Mimoshol to make him to utter these words?)
There's a joint venture to resolve any problem ... :)))

(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:36)
ahahahah, a monkey is teaching a defloration to speack...)))
Any monkey has an ape ambition if the theory is well acknowledged ... :)))

British Council, он же Британский Совет. та-дам

(defloratsia @ 29.09.2015 - время: 01:36)
ahahahah, a monkey is teaching a defloration to speack...)))

Are you talking about the defloration meaning female sex initiation or you are meaning yourself, Defa? If second, come quickly and delete this indefinite article "a"!
And if first, please tell me how this process can speak? I've participated couple of times but none of them have been talking in fact...))