Онли хардкор, шугаринг, скитлстрянка

мать: roger? roger??
отец: what do you want bitch?
мать: how dare you
отец: yeah, i said it
мать: how dare you
отец: yeah, i said it
мать: how dare you
отец: i don’t even care, and he, he agrees with me
сын: yeah what do you want bitch?
отец: will you shut the fuck up?
мать: who do you think you are?
отец: im the man of the house
сын: yeah and im the boy of the house
отец: will you shut the fuck up
сын: yeah okay dad
мать: what has gotten into this family?
отец: you’re not fam anymore
сын: yeah you’re not fam anymore
отец: will you shut the fuck up?
мать: oh, really? why’s that?
отец: cause your moves are weak, babe, okay?
сын: yeah your moves are weak, okay bitch?
отец: hey, don’t call her “bitch”
сын: but dad, c-come on
отец: im not your dad
мать: honey?! what’re you doing?
отец: im telling him once and for all alright?!
сын: what do you mean?
отец: im not your dad, you were adopted
сын: what? no! what, what? no!
отец: look at your hair, and then look at mine?
сын: mom?
мать: what are you doing?
отец: let me handle this okay bitch?
сын: yeah, fam only
мать: i am your mother
отец: no you’re not
сын: not anymore, we decided you’re out
отец: will you shut the fuck up with that please? jesus christ
мать: why am- why am i not fam anymore?
отец: im not your fucking dad okay? look at you
сын: dad i look exactly like you dude
отец: you look like a bird
мать: he does not look like a bird
отец: will you shut the fuck up? this is a family issue okay
сын: yeah this is a family issue, bitch
отец: what did i tell you about calling your mother “bitch"
мать: why am i not fam anymore
сын: because your moves are weak
отец: because your moves are weak
мать: what?
сын: your moves are weak mom
отец: will you stop calling her mom?
сын: but dad
отец: im not your dad, and she’s not your mom
мать: he’s right
сын: what? come on fam
мать: we’re not your fam
отец: she’s right
сын: what? we’re fam right?
отец: no, you’re adopted, im not your fucking dad
мать: yeah we found you, in a park, on a swing set, you were taped to it
сын: what?
мать: this family doesn’t want me. you know what? im out of here
сын: what do you mean?
отец: my wife and i are getting a divorce
сын: what? dad?
отец: im not your fucking dad
сын: mom come on
отец: she’s not your mom
мать: im not your fucking mom okay?
отец:but dad? w-what about the moves?
отец: there were no moves
мать: there were no moves
сын: dad? c-come on?
отец: why are you talking to him?
мать? w-what?
отец: thats my adopted son okay?
сын: what the fuck is g- what the fuck is going on?
мать: okay, i know
отец: you don’t talk to him like that
мать: he’s my adopted son too okay?
отец: not anymore, im leaving
сын: what? y-you’re leaving mom
отец: she’s not your fucking mom
мать: what do you mean?
сын: you guys are getting into a divorce?
отец: im leaving with mark, i like penis now
сын: what, you’re gay?
мать: oh you like penis now?
отец: yeah i like big, fat penis okay?
сын: dad what the fuck? whats going on?
мать: well hopefully its bigger than yours
отец: oh it is bigger than both of ours are bigger than yours
сын: what the frig am i supposed to do?
мать: you’re coming with me
отец: no, he’s coming with me and mark okay?
сын: no im not going with you dad, you like penis
отец: theres nothing wrong with liking a little penis
мать: i thought you said it was a big penis
отец: it is a big penis, marks got the biggest penis in world, besides mine
сын: what am i supposed to do?
отец: you’re dying
мать: you’re dying
отец: yeah
сын: what?
мать: its true
сын: first i lose mom- mom and dad, then my dads gay with mark, got a big penis, now im dying?
отец: im not gay
мать: he’s not gay son
сын: son? i tho-thought i was- i was adopted
отец: you’re not
сын: so you guys aren’t getting a divorce?
отец: no we just wanted to make it easier on you
мать: we figured we’ve got this news it would just make things a little bit smoother
сын: WHAT SO YOU DROPPED A BOMB THAT IM DIVORCE AND YOU GUYS ARE GETTING ADOPTED
мать: you’re adopted, we’re getting a divorce
сын: wait but what i thought- i thought you said you weren't
отец: we’re not, im just explaining it
сын: what?
отец: we just wanted to lighten the load
мать: we love you son
сын: what? am i dying?
отец: yes
мать: yes
сын: of what?
отец: you’re just dying
мать: you’re just dying
сын: what do you mean
отец: you’re just fucking dying, okay? jesus
мать:] you’re gonna die
сын: w-when
отец: i don’t know, someday? ev-everybody dies
сын: are you? what? are you dying? are? and you?
отец: yes what the fuck don’t they teach you this shit in school?
сын: im gonna die?
отец: yeah, when you’re old
мать: yeah, yeah
сын: WHAT?!
отец:or now